What happened when the KKK tried to crash an Asatru blot?

Seems there was a group of Ku Klux Klansmen in Texas who heard that some Pagans were holding a ritual out in the woods somewhere. Having run out of other minorities to harass, they decided to get back to their roots and practice some religious bigotry in addition to the usual racial intolerance and break up the party with a good IL' cross-burning.
So anyway, these fellows loaded up some lumber and a couple of cans of gasoline and went out hunting for these Pagans they'd heard about, hoping to catch them dancing naked around a fire or something.

They found the spot where the other vehicles were parked and donned their hoods. Grabbing the lumber and gasoline, they assembled a cross and strode off into the woods, confident that they'd scare any remaining pants off the fluffy bunny Pagans.
They were a little disconcerted to find themselves looking at the business end of at least 2 spears, a couple of swords, and several assorted knives. They'd crashed an Asatru blot and didn't realize that not all Pagans are pacifists.
From somewhere behind the hardware, a voice called out "If that cross goes up, you're getting nailed to it.."

Hmmm, looks like you just answered your own question.



Bacon be with you.

Pity they didn't

Yeap, that's a common joke. Funny though.

*Laughs* I really hope this is a true story, because it's excellent.

Ah well, seems it was just a joke. Wish it was true though.

Urban myth fail

Lil that's awesome.

I'm with Vincent, I hope this is true XD

answer: Hail the Folk! Trust me, those swords, spears and knives are very functional. I helped keep score at an Asatru gathering this summer at a spear throwing contest.

Epic win


I love that story.

*snicker*

While I was reading this I was thinking "Most of those Heathens are packing some serious gunfire. This will only end badly".

You'd probably like the novel "Handling Sin" by Michael Malone, in which the hapless heroes hilariously humiliate the KKK. It's the funniest laugh-out-loud-til-you-cry novel I've ever read.

CD That's greatness. They deserve it. I wish that was a true story.

It'd be funnier if the vast majority of white power groups weren't now adopting the Asatru way because it finally dawned on them that Jesus was a Jew.

I've heard that one before, pretty funny still.