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Old 06-02-2009, 02:32 PM
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Default Asatru: Is the god Thor honouring the "Hell in a Handbasket" Tea Party?

Because he's dancing up there above me tonight.

Thunder and lightning to put any heavy metal band to shame.

Hail tap dancing on my roof.

Wind bending the trees.

What offering can I make to ensure my electricity is available to me when next I wish to join the Tea Party?
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Old 06-07-2009, 02:32 PM
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what are you on?

If your trying to be funny, your far from it

lame as hell dude
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Old 06-09-2009, 02:32 PM
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Try laying off the bud for half an hour
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Old 06-10-2009, 02:32 PM
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I just had to tell you that your "Thunder and lightning" line was good.
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Old 06-13-2009, 02:32 PM
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LMAO . . . I know you're fanning, Orion, so I won't launch into my long boring spiel about how the gods of the North are NOT Santa Claus or the Fairy Godmother, Lil.

Go out and pour him a beer. Wouldn't you offer any other family member who came calling a drink?
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Old 06-15-2009, 02:32 PM
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Anything Natural, just take it outside and offer it up and pour it in to the ground and it will be done.
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Old 06-16-2009, 02:32 PM
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