Question for Asatru?

There's this bearded guy with an eye patch and he's been waving a spear at me and shouting stuff in some weird language for about three days now. He won't go away.
And there's a guy with a gigantic hammer and another guy with only one hand and they've been coming by every now and then and smashing my stuff.
What should I do? How should I get rid of them?

Stop taking drugs
Or drinking

If that doesn't work, learn this weird language so you can communicate with this pirate looking guy

And create an invisible shield around all your stuff

I think, as the first and most important thing, you should lay off that acid. It can have effects like that.

Edit: I looked at your questions. Are you by any chance a distant relative of WSIDR?

Was the guy with one hand riding a blue ice cream donkey? He was when I saw him...

Lay off the acid. That is my first piece of advise.
Second try not to take everything so literal.