Ok so my heathen, shaman, and asatru friends...?

What DO you do with a drunken shaman?
Early in the morning even.

You forgot the Deists.

(They ALWAYS forget the Deists.......)

Swap fluids.

You know the ones I'm talking about.

there's a party I'd like to get in on!

Based on an old song no doubt. I recall it to be:

what do you do with a drunken sailor, what do you do with a drunken sailor, what do you do with a drunken sailor earl-eye in the morn in'....

see the following site for one rendition:

WNW.lyicz.net/C/Captian+Tracktor/89202/

Hope this is what you were looking for.

...enjoy it!!!!

I'm a mirthless heathen, I'm a mirthless heathen
nanny, nanny, boo, boo!!!!

Make sure he doesn't fall into the fire.

He/she wakes up with a hang over, you don't

Oray! up he rises, Ora! up he rises!

E-lie in the 'morn in'!!!

(Grew up on that old one!!)

i agree with tea witch, adding...

beat on a drum, til he's good and sober
beat on a drum, til he's good and sober
beat on a drum, til he's good and sober
...earl-eye in the morn in'

Is there any other sort of shaman? Surely the more intoxicated the better; if he is really off his head then ask him all your deep and meaning spiritual questions and you might just get an answer that make sense