Norse Heathens, Asatru: Should I really call the media about this?

DragonHeart · #1 (**permalink**) 08-12-2009, 02:45 PM

Jesus, the Virgin Mary, the Christian cross. Their images and likenesses have been reported in such diverse places as on a tortilla, in a bag of Cheetos, in water stains and muddy windows, even a cross appeared on a chicken's egg recently.

A few weeks ago I was doing laundry. At the time I was wearing a black and Grey stripped shirt. That night when I removed the shirt I noticed a spot on its side. Apparently some bleach splashed on the shirt and, to my amazement and delight, it formed the shape of Thor's Hammer.

It is no simple configuration. It has the short handle with the wide pommel on its end. The head of the hammer rises in the center and the sides have a slant to them such as the more stylistic designs we often see. It really is amazing to have fallen so symmetrical and at random.

My wife said I should call the media right away to report the "Miracle." At first I laughed, Then again, what if I did?

Max Marie, SFO · #2 (**permalink**) 08-14-2009, 02:45 PM

Nope,cos Thor's Hammer is weak as a holy sheep.

sarah_dtv · #3 (**permalink**) 08-17-2009, 02:45 PM

just like all those things i would say coincidence and human fallacy, i think Thor has better things to do then spill bleach on clothing

Briana L · #4 (**permalink**) 08-20-2009, 02:45 PM

Call the media or call a medium.
It may not have been Thor's hammer , though.
New International Version (?1984)
"Is not my word like fire," declares the LORD, "and like a hammer that breaks a rock in pieces?

New Living Translation (?2007)
Does not my word burn like fire?" says the LORD. "Is it not like a mighty hammer that smashes a rock to pieces?

English Standard Version (?2001)
Is not my word like fire, declares the LORD, and like a hammer that breaks the rock in pieces?

New American Standard Bible (?1995)
"Is not My word like fire?" declares the LORD, "and like a hammer which shatters a rock?

GOD'S WORD? Translation (?1995)
"Isn't my word like fire or like a hammer that shatters a rock?" asks the LORD.

King James Bible
Is not my word like as a fire? saith the LORD; and like a hammer that breaker the rock in pieces?

Hilda Snaglan Rules!!! · #5 (**permalink**) 08-21-2009, 02:45 PM

i found that same image in my toilet after i took a shit!

JoseChrista · #6 (**permalink**) 08-23-2009, 02:45 PM

LMAO!

Call the media right away! Before Thor decides you are unworthy of this miracle and uses his lightning to burn away the symbol!