Atheists, now that you have admitted...?

That you secretly take part in the ritual of drinking the blood of Christ (wine), will you now admit that you eat toast as a secret way of eating the body of Christ? It's okay, no one will judge you, you are a step closer to salvation. God bless you, pray with me.

I like it better when the blood of Christ tastes like vodka.

If I agree, will you stop making questions about it?

I eat pasta, Bless His Noodly Appendage.

No, wine comes from grapes and toast from wheat etc...

I thought the Catholics claimed that wine transmogrified into the blood of Christ. Your approach would mean Jesus' bloodstream was actually filled with Cabernet.

And I eat spaghetti as a way of eating God Himself! RAmen!

I prefer goat's blood, thank you.

I think wine tastes like shit and toast is bland and boring. Sort of like Christians.

I don't drink wine.

I don't eat the kind of bread that Jesus supposedly said symbolized him so suck it.

I dint drink. End of story.

I never admitted to any such thing, you liar!

and they call Christians deluded...

But we drink wine to enjoy our time on earth, and bread because it's a staple food. Stop trying to 'save' those who don't want to be saved. If hell does and could exist, my fellow sufferers will be much better company than you would.

Do margaritas with chips and salsa work?

nope

If you put it that way...are we all vampires?