Challenge to Atheists?

Yes, I challenge you atheists! A challenge of who can get the most thumbs up from random people on these three topics

Topic 1: Why you no believe God
Topic 2: Why most so trolley
Topic 3: How you feel when someone makes fun of you by going "Heh, Atheist yeah right, more like A Theist"


1, 2, 3 GO
@Mort Goldman: Those answers made me giggle =]
I care, because I want to see how creative/funny the answers can get
This is a challenge, I don't care much for grammar, because hey! it's the Internet Law
This is a challenge, just to see who can make the funniest comments
Who said I was christian? Well i don't know really, I'd say I was more agnostic

1. Because.
2. Because.
3. ...Because...

#1- Because it's not real
#2- Oh please.
#3- That makes no sense.

1. There is no evidence for God.
2. I like how it rhymes with my name
3. I feel sympathetic they were left out when their brain tried to evolve.

Why do you care?

1: Because there is no evidence.

2: I haven't noticed a lot of atheist trolls.

3: I have never herd that one before, but not funny.

i no believe in god CZ god no there

1. I no believe in God because no have evidence.

2. I no trolley except when in very bad mood.

3. I no hear criticisms like "Heh, Athiest yeah right, more like A Theist."

1.) Because an intelligent creator would have given all his children the gift of proper grammar.

2.) Because "trolley" rhymes so well with "jolly," and you know we're such a happy bunch.

3.) Disappointed that they couldn't come up with something more original.

Topic 1: I don't believe in God because from every single point that has been shoved down my throat seems irrational and implausible in every single way. and I believe that people are heavily deluded by trying to even convert me.
Topic 2: Because I'm bored and I like to be sarcastic and if people disagree with it they become so offended and it's funny because I don't try to offend them that much. So I troll for the childish reactions.
Topic 3: I don't care, if they think we're in fact "Theists in denial" their egos are so huge that it controls every single inch of their being.

1. No good reason to believe in god.
2. It's in my atheist contract.
3. I feel good about that.

And I challenge you to learn proper grammar.


Anyone wanna bet who beats the challenge first? (Hint, this wasn't a challenge.) #2 & 3 didn't even make sense!

1. Because I believe in Thor

2. It makes me Lil and rhymes with my name- trolley-solly-trolly-solly...

3. Tell them they have to love me no matter what because their God says so.

1: why you talk funny?
2: yousSA trollin
3: I feel like beating their skull in until they apologize. I won't, but I feel like it.

1. I never met you.
2. I dint troll, I input.

3. No one has the balls to make fun of me to my face.

1: I think the answer to this is itself a question: why believe in a God? It seems everything can be or will be explained by science. Why believe that there's a Heaven when there's no reason to except fear? Why believe the good will be rewarded...when the so called 'bad' are often only mentally ill?...Basically, I'm not against the idea of a God, but there are to many "whey's"...

2. I don't. I be live some do because some (not all) theists are blinked. They will say something amazingly silly like, "How can you say there's no God when the Bible exists?" or "The Bible says Jesus performed tons of miracles: isn't that proof enough?"...Basically you catch my drift...

3. If someone can prove God exists I will be VERY happy. But until then I hope theists respect my views...Joking that I don't mean what I say is disrespectful and very unchristian.

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