What is the best name for an atheist baby?

vanilla70023599 · #1 (**permalink**) 08-01-2010, 08:24 PM

boy or girl.

shipwrecked1071 · #2 (**permalink**) 08-06-2010, 08:24 PM

Charlene or Thomas....wrong board

parasite05770081 · #3 (**permalink**) 08-08-2010, 08:24 PM

Boy - Spartacus
Girl - Valentine

ronmondon32248 · #4 (**permalink**) 08-13-2010, 08:24 PM

God

NovaisLyfe♥ · #5 (**permalink**) 08-16-2010, 08:24 PM

Yahweh:Boy
Jezebel:Girl

zammy761 · #6 (**permalink**) 08-17-2010, 08:24 PM

Bill Maher Jr.

daryl99 · #7 (**permalink**) 08-21-2010, 08:24 PM

All babies are atheists!

Rebel U · #8 (**permalink**) 08-22-2010, 08:24 PM

I've always liked the name Cody. That works for either sex.

physicalizer458053 · #9 (**permalink**) 08-24-2010, 08:24 PM

Jesus
Dave
Spogot

Peacebone · #10 (**permalink**) 08-29-2010, 08:24 PM

Mike Hunt.

combatter10253702 · #11 (**permalink**) 09-03-2010, 08:24 PM

Boy: John Galt

Girl: Dagny Taggart

Galt and Taggart would be used as middle names, so then whatever last name.

genericusername87786 · #12 (**permalink**) 09-04-2010, 08:24 PM

boy Wall-mart
girl k-mart

webkid3969 · #13 (**permalink**) 09-08-2010, 08:24 PM

The Omen. make sure on the birth certificate it say THE Omen.

vbulletin9009 · #14 (**permalink**) 09-12-2010, 08:24 PM

Blythe pronounced (Blithe)

bypasser24571 · #15 (**permalink**) 09-15-2010, 08:24 PM

but there isn't such thing as atheist names

doug9455452 · #16 (**permalink**) 09-16-2010, 08:24 PM

Charles, as in Charles Darwin i guess.

If it's a girl you can call her Charlotte, or Charlie for short.

badboy43513 · #17 (**permalink**) 09-21-2010, 08:24 PM

Malachi

supreme5660895 · #18 (**permalink**) 09-24-2010, 08:24 PM

All babies are atheists
but how 'bout

Dawkins
or
Darwin

Ace248 · #19 (**permalink**) 09-29-2010, 08:24 PM

Moses.

zune23195069 · #20 (**permalink**) 10-03-2010, 08:24 PM

I like Thomas & Charlie for a boy, Elizabeth & Anne for a girl.

xbox360gamer41 · #21 (**permalink**) 10-05-2010, 08:24 PM

Martin,it worked out for me.(Martina for a girl)

silver636866 · #22 (**permalink**) 10-10-2010, 08:24 PM

"Athie" Or Dawkin junior.
Re-Incarnated Christoper Hitchens

silver56 · #23 (**permalink**) 10-11-2010, 08:24 PM

Isaac. "Laughter", from Hebrew.

Or, you could name him "Dick"

rogger56 · #24 (**permalink**) 10-16-2010, 08:24 PM

How can a baby be atheist?
What you mean is the baby of atheist parents I suppose.
I really don't think it matters. There are no 'atheist' names.
Maybe saints names should be avoided.
Having said that Richard Dawkins has never changed his Christian name.

WOWgamer187 · #25 (**permalink**) 10-19-2010, 08:24 PM

daisy, MIA, lily, rose ,Sapphire, diamond, melody, Serena

monk1062 · #26 (**permalink**) 10-20-2010, 08:24 PM

Coolio

lordark17673575 · #27 (**permalink**) 10-25-2010, 08:24 PM

Athiest baby? Lil...jumping the gun a little bit aren't you? maybe your baby will be Buddhist or agnostic or who knows...

what does atheism have to do with its name besides that I'm guessing you'd want to avoid biblical names...

vbulletin36 · #28 (**permalink**) 10-30-2010, 08:24 PM

The same names as religious parents name their babies. I like the names Gemma and Harry.

hazz6591 · #29 (**permalink**) 11-01-2010, 08:24 PM

Jesus or Mary.

I dint know, does a baby choose to be atheist? And will the name really matter, no matter what religion or beliefs they have?
Having a religious name does not mean you are religious, take my mom for example. Her name is Mary and Im pretty sure she worships the devil.

raven790012 · #30 (**permalink**) 11-02-2010, 08:24 PM

Choose words that aren't already names, like Obsidian, or Vermouth.
Make up your own names. Like Faddian, or Arrexum.
Maybe use a noun, like Cleavage or Philosophy.
Colours? Navy or Puce
Or plants: Rhododendron or Viburnum
How about places: London or Denmark
Or perhaps animals: Leopard or Dolphin
Futuristic - ZX-2000, or C3PO