Atheist why don't you believe?

xela87628056 · #1 (**permalink**) 08-08-2010, 09:41 PM

in Aul? and the Seven Fathers Of The Dwarves. Evidence is EVERYWHERE!!!

Aul? Gave us our Physical forms!
Il?vatar Gave us Independent Life!

We made the first rifles in this world!

and our axes can repel any projectile from your modern excuse of a "gun" or "nuke"

vBTeam.info839 · #2 (**permalink**) 08-11-2010, 09:41 PM

Elf power!!!

ruggent3425 · #3 (**permalink**) 08-12-2010, 09:41 PM

I was with you until you got to the part about using an Axe against a nuke.

kev27 · #4 (**permalink**) 08-16-2010, 09:41 PM

Since I cannot prove you wrong, Christians would have me believe you.

Dirt835120 · #5 (**permalink**) 08-18-2010, 09:41 PM

1. We know what the secret to all life is now days, maybe you didn't get the news, but it's a little two somethings called RNA and DNA (go ogle it) and...

2. There must be a god because we are here is "not" compelling enough for me to move away from what "I" know as the truth which is "none of us knows what the heck is going on and neither do you,
and...

3. I don't know what the heck is going on and neither do you.

jojojo86967 · #6 (**permalink**) 08-21-2010, 09:41 PM

I do believe in dwarfs, because I saw some in a pron movie.

zail · #7 (**permalink**) 08-26-2010, 09:41 PM

Do you mean Sleepy, Grumpy, Dopey, Bashful, Sneezy, Happy and Doc?

Hi Ho!

harpoonz61825435 · #8 (**permalink**) 08-28-2010, 09:41 PM

I have deposited larger things in a water closet than the Daven race. Begon fly lest my mighty +12 Atheist sword of poking run you through.

crazy38356 · #9 (**permalink**) 08-29-2010, 09:41 PM

I don't know, man. I've read the Silmarillion, and, well - I've seen my husband chop wood, and I'm going to have to doubt your claims of how very powerful the Axe is. Let me put it this way - It was a VERY COLD WINTER FOR US.

pope48 · #10 (**permalink**) 08-31-2010, 09:41 PM

I will not tolerate you slandering my name! I SOOOOOO do believe in Aule! And I do know of the 7 dwarfs. And if you know the truth, you know that they are the first born, not the elves! Sure, the elves awoke before the rest of Daven kind, but that is like saying my grand parents are before your grandchildren. The fact remains that the dwarfs were the firstborn race!

Baruk Khaz?d! Khaz?d AI-m?nu!

magicman0111 · #11 (**permalink**) 09-05-2010, 09:41 PM

We have enough nukes to destroy the world 12 times over. what Axe is going to repel that. Where did you get this from? the Axe must be a metaphor for something.

user864 · #12 (**permalink**) 09-08-2010, 09:41 PM

If Aule loved them so much why did he let Yavanna create the Ents to defend the wood the dwarfs needed for their furnaces?