Atheists, dollar goes in, monkey comes out, can you explain it?

Atheists, dollar goes in, monkey comes out, can you explain it?

I haven't seen such a thing.

Where are you putting your dollar? That's what I want to know.

Crack is whack!

Yes, it means you will go out for a dollar.

a monkey vending machine? that's horrible!

That's not a monkey, that's a soda can!!!

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Your saying I can get a monkey for a dollar, what is this magical machine you speak of. Hell I might even get two.

Why are you still boring us with these questions?

What vending machines have YOU been using?

And never a missed communication, right?

Bill! Can you please explain to me why your crew never showed up at my school like you promised? We were supposed to go on our Christian jihad against my liberal atheist teachers and all I got was a lousy tea shirt with your picture on it! You was on your soap box about how you had the power to crush and defeat my teachers with your crew of hit men but it never happened. Consider me as your enemy and let's see if you got the balls to come over my house with your crew. I know you can track and hack so I'll be waiting. If you don't show up before the sun goes down I'll know without question your nothing but a punk a$$ b!Ch that is full of hot air!

boohoovending machine - where can I get one?