Atheists, why haven't you been abducted yet?

merlin55247 · #1 (**permalink**) 03-12-2010, 12:15 AM

You have yet to see the true face of those who watches you in heaven.

sparta7291 · #2 (**permalink**) 03-15-2010, 01:15 AM

wt?

nick087412 · #3 (**permalink**) 03-17-2010, 01:15 AM

Just lucky, I guess.

bazooka418667 · #4 (**permalink**) 03-21-2010, 01:15 AM

thanks asshole, i was kidnapped when i was young. now i need to see my therapist.

vanilla70023599 · #5 (**permalink**) 03-23-2010, 01:15 AM

Ok then .... ya loon!

Crazy Typing Pumpkin · #6 (**permalink**) 03-26-2010, 01:15 AM

we dint believe in heaven, or abduction and neither does anyone of sound intelligence and mind

haxerrebel18 · #7 (**permalink**) 03-31-2010, 01:15 AM

I don't know. I can only conclude they haven't seen me standing on my roof with my 'aliens come get me' sign.

ice96 · #8 (**permalink**) 04-02-2010, 01:15 AM

Most Christians say I'm under the control of the devil so in a way I have been abducted. Of course this is all nonsense to me.

ramdarn33286 · #9 (**permalink**) 04-04-2010, 01:15 AM

Presumably because my former stalker hasn't figured out where I moved to yet.

fire1000846 · #10 (**permalink**) 04-07-2010, 01:15 AM

I have and they took me to your leader.

stnd25678 · #11 (**permalink**) 04-11-2010, 01:15 AM

Because no one would WANT to abduct me?

geek5320530 · #12 (**permalink**) 04-16-2010, 01:15 AM

Are you a troll or is this a really tiresome attempt at humor?

webkid859 · #13 (**permalink**) 04-17-2010, 01:15 AM

because your mom already found the sex slave she sought after

beatonyou20 · #14 (**permalink**) 04-20-2010, 01:15 AM

Okay, this is just sick. Somebody's watching me? I'm being stalked? By a celestial being? Damn, I guess I can't call the cops about this, can I?

doug91891 · #15 (**permalink**) 04-25-2010, 01:15 AM

There is no such place as heaven.