Atheists what should i do when i go to the FSM's heaven?

My Pikachu army doesn't like spaghetti... (i dint see how they cant...) they only eat Poke-food.
how can i convince them to eat spaghetti?
@Samantha B: Great idea! my army loves beer!

I'd check out the beer volcano. Pikachus like beer, right?

serve Padgett

You still got a beer volcano and a stripper factory!

If they don't learn to like spaghetti, they will be sent to hell where the bogeyman will make meatballs out of them to be put in the FSM.

strap them to a table and force feed them,
till they break...there is only tough love in FMs heaven

I'd suggest starting by making spaghetti flavored poke-food, and slow start a transition to just straight spaghetti. Dissidents should be thoroughly punished in full view of the army, to make an example of them.