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Old 08-29-2010, 06:56 PM
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Default Christians, If I beat up my wife who happens to be Jewish , would that mean I am anti

Hey! don't judge me. She shouldn't have taken my brand new car!
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Old 09-01-2010, 06:56 PM
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It would mean you are a huge asshole.
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Old 09-04-2010, 06:56 PM
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not that just means your a douche bag who hits women.
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Old 09-06-2010, 06:56 PM
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An idiot girl in my space class during a colonization presentation said, "If we make a new colony on this planet, we only will allow peaceful religions. That means, if you're Muslim, please don't beat up your wife." wow....
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Old 09-11-2010, 06:56 PM
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Yes to both earlier comments plus, that would make you a criminal.
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Old 09-14-2010, 06:56 PM
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Why would you beat her up anyway?
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Old 09-15-2010, 06:56 PM
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That depends. Are you beating her because she's Jewish or are you beating her because of some other reason like she's cheating on you. (regardless of the reason, you shouldn't be beating on your wife, that makes you an as shat, you baste rd).

Edit: I can judge you as a Poe and a baste rd. You're most likely a 40 year old bachelor living in your mom's basement who's never touched a woman, let alone a husband.
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Old 09-19-2010, 06:56 PM
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No, you would be anti-mate and very possible soon no-mate, which would be a checkmate, and possibly have you writing a bunch of alimony or child support checks, mate.
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Old 09-22-2010, 06:56 PM
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It means you are an abusive husband.

I had a great aunt whose husband beat her. She waited until he came home drunk one time and passed out on the bed. She sewed him up in the sheets then used a horse whip on him. He never laid another violent hand on her again.
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Old 09-26-2010, 06:56 PM
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probably but it may also be a victim of "christian bashing" if your wife has big Jewish brothers
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Old 09-30-2010, 06:56 PM
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Well, you would be a criminal ( domestic violence). Antisemitic if the abuse was due to her Jewish heritage or practices.
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Old 10-05-2010, 06:56 PM
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You better hope you're circumcised, otherwise it may come to pass.
Lorena Bobbit lives....oh sorry, she actually cut it off, didn't she ? Your fate awaits you...Lil....
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Old 10-09-2010, 06:56 PM
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I really hope this hypothetical, if not, you're a dick.
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