How do Mormons use magnets?

goodbooksmelbourne · #1 (**permalink**) 08-03-2010, 06:18 AM

sugarscorp · #2 (**permalink**) 08-08-2010, 06:18 AM

With fridges.

God Of The Godless · #3 (**permalink**) 08-09-2010, 06:18 AM

Its a secret. Only the highest members of their leaders are allowed to use the sacred magnets, even though they ALL know how they work.

For the Cause · #4 (**permalink**) 08-13-2010, 06:18 AM

To hold their magic underwear together?

Steph S · #5 (**permalink**) 08-18-2010, 06:18 AM

In loudspeakers, in electrical motors, fridges, DVD drives, watches, etc, and so forth, ad infinity.

Josh G · #6 (**permalink**) 08-20-2010, 06:18 AM

What is all this junk about magnets? I am a Mormon and don't even know what you are talking about!

rojoe_58 · #7 (**permalink**) 08-24-2010, 06:18 AM

This joke, or whatever fatigues me. =/

auroraphoenix25 · #8 (**permalink**) 08-26-2010, 06:18 AM

with rice.

Terry · #9 (**permalink**) 08-27-2010, 06:18 AM

As something to throw at idiots that ask these kind of questions.