L Ron Hubbard, Joseph Smith, Jim Jones or a caged gerbil? Who is more spiritual?

L Ron Hubbard, Joseph Smith, Jim Jones or a caged gerbil? Who is more spiritual?

Probably the first three, however the gerbil is the only one with something useful to say.

I'd go with the gerbil. (At least he can see the treadmill. The rest just ran in it.)

the gerbil! these are all false prophets! Jesus is the truth the way and the life!

the gerbil - those others were false prophets that led many astray and even to their deaths.

None of the above. What about 'IL Charles Taze Russell, who traveled to Egypt and measured the pyramids, in English units of measurement no less, and then used this to predict the date of the apocalypse?

Jim Jones had the charisma to force people to drink cyanide. if that isn't spiritual, what is?

The gerbil is the only one that doesn't tell lies.

The gerbil.

None of the above.
And furthermore I do not know any Gerbil who does not lie.

All of the above however might make a decent meal for a dog, especially if you did not particularly like the dog, that is.