L Ron Hubbard, Joseph Smith and Jim Jones walk into a bar and... what is the punchlin

There really is no right or wrong answer here but I can't wait to get your responses. Enlighten us.

ouch

...and the bartender says "Let me guess - this is the start of some kind of joke, isn't it?"

Have a massive gay orgy

oh oh we screwed up for the 2ND two Pol....who is Hubbard? Is he the Scientology founder? this isn't hypos here

Why the thick wallets?

Wow dead men walking

the bartender says, "We don't serve alligators."

Ordered kook aid.

The end.

don't accept any kind of drink from Jim Jones!

"Because they were stapled to a chicken."

Alright .....Hubbard and Smith look at their drinks and ask...Who ordered the kook aid?

and the bartender goes "ah, finally gave up arguing and want to drown the night in alcohol? took you guys long enough."

Jim Jones said lets have something toxic, L.Ron Smith said see if you can get it yourself and Joseph Smith said, let me see if I have any gold to pay for it.

Hubbard tells the bar keep " I don't drink boos anymore give me a coffee" Smith says, "well I can't drink coffee, I'm Mormon, give me a root beer" Jones says "I'll drink the kook-aid"

Billy Graham sees the bar and ducks under it.

(Steel bar instead of a drinking bar.)

"Rectum? It damned neared KILLED 'em!"

Jim Jones would say "i order you to drink this."
Joseph smith would reply."pour it into my hat.
and Hubbard would say," what is the Scientology of all this

So then Elron says: "Hey Jim get a load a these sneaky drawers Joe's got on !"

'Then Jim says hey wow I guess when you gotta go you gotta go !"

"Yep pretty slick !", Elron says, " I wonder if they'll ever catch on?" Could that be the wave of the future?

Yep sure is Kool eh?