Jesus just appeared to me in a bowl of Quaker Oats. Has this ever happened to you?

TisIEclair · #1 (**permalink**) 07-18-2010, 03:18 PM

I know I shouldn't eat his face but it is also morally bankrupt to waste Quaker Oats. I'm stuck in a catch 22.

Lady Aqua Moon · #2 (**permalink**) 07-21-2010, 03:18 PM

Time to sell it on eBay.

Peacebone · #3 (**permalink**) 07-23-2010, 03:18 PM

Tell Jesus to get out of your oatmeal, stop fooling around, and cure your diabetes.

HI. HI. HI. HI. HI. · #4 (**permalink**) 07-28-2010, 03:18 PM

Mg yes! Yesterday i had a bowl of Quaker oats and i saw Jesus' face!

Jason · #5 (**permalink**) 07-29-2010, 03:18 PM

What?

Sarah Black · #6 (**permalink**) 08-02-2010, 03:18 PM

I agree with Timothy. e-Bay that sucker.

Gardenia · #7 (**permalink**) 08-07-2010, 03:18 PM

well no it hasn't.

marlasobbing · #8 (**permalink**) 08-12-2010, 03:18 PM

Your pathetic, all of you.

IslandFun · #9 (**permalink**) 08-17-2010, 03:18 PM

Ok, Wilford, time for your prune juice now. Lil.

For the Cause · #10 (**permalink**) 08-18-2010, 03:18 PM

Here's an easy way out of the Catch 22..........

Grow up

snugglebunny_in_denmark · #11 (**permalink**) 08-19-2010, 03:18 PM

Wtf???

zebiker · #12 (**permalink**) 08-24-2010, 03:18 PM

if u eat it it Jesus will be inside you try it with a lilt maple syrup

Anaklusmos · #13 (**permalink**) 08-26-2010, 03:18 PM

Ever seen "Henry Poole is Here" ? Good movie.

muslimmommy · #14 (**permalink**) 08-31-2010, 03:18 PM

Smoking a little too much chronic, are we?

daaaaaniv · #15 (**permalink**) 09-05-2010, 03:18 PM

Run to your doctor fast as you can and do not past go!

rojoe_58 · #16 (**permalink**) 09-10-2010, 03:18 PM

take picture and save the memory

Brandon R · #17 (**permalink**) 09-13-2010, 03:18 PM

People eat his body every Sunday. I think you're cool with taking a big mouthful of Christ Oats.

brianna_the_angel777 · #18 (**permalink**) 09-14-2010, 03:18 PM

No, but I know someone who saw Wilford Brimley in a communion wafer.

Robert B · #19 (**permalink**) 09-19-2010, 03:18 PM

Take a picture man!!! you'll be on CNN like that!

10 Cane · #20 (**permalink**) 09-23-2010, 03:18 PM

I've only eaten oatmeal once and it was in a Styrofoam cup.

Nino F · #21 (**permalink**) 09-25-2010, 03:18 PM

dint eat it, sent it in to the media or your church you might me revered as some kind of spiritual heir or some thing like that

maddy_56733 · #22 (**permalink**) 09-28-2010, 03:18 PM

Its called getting a LIFE!

Frey Family · #23 (**permalink**) 10-03-2010, 03:18 PM

oh, shut up.

1-2informationalways · #24 (**permalink**) 10-05-2010, 03:18 PM

I agree with Ebay. There are plenty of true believers willing to pay good money for it.

God Of The Godless · #25 (**permalink**) 10-08-2010, 03:18 PM

as long as you dint put sugar on it it messes with your diabetes

DynaFlowHum · #26 (**permalink**) 10-09-2010, 03:18 PM

I hope you shared some with him, he probably has some cholesterol issues and that?s why he was n your Quaker Oats.
Try Captain Crunch next time. :-)

Blair · #27 (**permalink**) 10-10-2010, 03:18 PM

Somebody the other day experienced the Virgin Mary appearing in the head on their Guinness. Sorry Mary, choose a better venue next time, it's down the hatch for you.

Leverage · #28 (**permalink**) 10-11-2010, 03:18 PM

Do not eat it! It will turn into blood and human flesh in your mouth and then you will be a cannibal.

donttellme · #29 (**permalink**) 10-15-2010, 03:18 PM

I saw Nancy Pelosis face on the back end of a donkey.

falconkicker · #30 (**permalink**) 10-18-2010, 03:18 PM

Lil wow