I met a cute chick, Latino, Santeria/Catholic, a little nuts. So, How Do You Solve A

Precious85 · #1 (**permalink**) 04-07-2010, 07:47 AM

I met a cute chick, Latino, Santeria/Catholic, a little nuts. So, How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria?

1-2informationalways · #2 (**permalink**) 04-12-2010, 07:47 AM

with a Lopez

krisssard · #3 (**permalink**) 04-17-2010, 07:47 AM

hammy.... change her name?

Besoc J · #4 (**permalink**) 04-20-2010, 07:47 AM

How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?

aponi · #5 (**permalink**) 04-25-2010, 07:47 AM

Santeria? Oh goodness. I wouldn't get involved with that if I were you!

Imagine the things you would find on your doorstep should things go wrong..

John B · #6 (**permalink**) 04-30-2010, 07:47 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpdB6CN7jww

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BQMgCy-n6U

Just try to not let it end like it did in that musical.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJqk3ymr4e8

daaaaaniv · #7 (**permalink**) 05-04-2010, 07:47 AM

LOL at least you watch BBC. Otherwise -- I don't know.

HTacianas · #8 (**permalink**) 05-08-2010, 07:47 AM

forgettable.

Mad_Girl · #9 (**permalink**) 05-10-2010, 07:47 AM

Stop watching musicals with dancing street gangs.

We're meeting to have a dancing knife fight at 3 a.m. down on the corner. Wanna come?

sarah.sweetie911 · #10 (**permalink**) 05-14-2010, 07:47 AM

LOL - I'm with instant star. just grab a knife and get jiggly with it. better have some good dance moves though.

Yellow Rat · #11 (**permalink**) 05-16-2010, 07:47 AM

With a sh long.

Mayor"JD" · #12 (**permalink**) 05-19-2010, 07:47 AM

Does the term "bull ride" give you any indication of what dating her would be like?

sweetochun · #13 (**permalink**) 05-24-2010, 07:47 AM

As long as you're not married, you don't. You enjoy a problem like Maria.
And you make damn sure to wear a condom.

Kya-chan · #14 (**permalink**) 05-26-2010, 07:47 AM

Latina. Latino is masculine; your girlfriend is Latina.

You have her dress a bunch of kids in curtains, teach them to sing and then run like hell from the Nazis.

eridanus · #15 (**permalink**) 05-31-2010, 07:47 AM

How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?

David L · #16 (**permalink**) 06-05-2010, 07:47 AM

You don't solve it...Quien Sabe?

you take it for what it is and live in the moment.

Some problems ain't worth solving.
Some things shouldn't be pondered and over analyzed

Or...is the attraction to her ..one of a friend for religious and psychological discussion

Apenas Amelia con la Passion

Learn some Spanish man...she will have you dreaming in a foreign language

Or better yet I could have a talk with her on your behalf...if you want....she could straiten things out a bit...maybe

GREEK BARBiiE · #17 (**permalink**) 06-10-2010, 07:47 AM

actually my best friend is Latino, black, and white. her grandmother is a Santeria priestess and her family is catholic. She was also bisexual. I don't think you will have any issues actually. If she's anything like Tracy she's cool as all get out.

Patricia Maria · #18 (**permalink**) 06-12-2010, 07:47 AM

Well I don't practice Santeria...

...I don't have a crystal ball...

If I had a million dollars, I....

....NM.