To me it seems that all Satanics are punk teenagers seeking attention, and if you aren't then you just don't understand the concept of hell. It's burning hot and no matter how much you say you like it you won't, you're just going to be deceived by the biggest asshole that ever lived. And all atheist seem to envy Christians. Think about it, they have no God to protect them. If anyone believes the same then say yes to the poll. If not (you suck) say no to the poll.
"you just don't understand the concept of hell. It's burning hot and no matter how much you say you like it you won't"
Does your computer have My Little Pony? or Pokemon? stickers on it?
There are two main groups of Satanists, not counting the angst mall goth MM fans you seem to be familiar with. One is atheistic and hedonistic, not religious, and does not believe in a literal devil or hell . . . and, as in all matters of subjective and unprovable opinion, their beliefs are of absolutely equal probability to your own.
The other group believes in *a* deity, sometimes *called* Satan or Lucifer in Jude-xian traditions, but much older than those religions, and is primarily concerned with the Western European occultICCradition . . . ceremonial magi ck, Thelma, gnosticism, Rosicrucian's, and all their many cousins. They would tend to view your threats, and opinions, as exactly what they are: uninformed and powerless to inflict harm.
Here's a hint for the future: your argumentation needs to have a bit more meat on its bones than "because I said so!" or "it's in the bible!"