Anyone interested in discussing satanism?

I just discovered this wonderful resource at http://www.churchofsatan.com if any of you Christians want to learn how to really fight with us atheist types maybe you should learn a bit. I will pray for you!
Satan is a metaphor. Oh and don't count on any god taking preference to you, especially now!

I think I'll pass. Hope it works out for you anyway.

No---I'll pray for you. Question:What honor and good does Satan stand for? Answer: None.

Everything that is written about Satan is wrong. I mean, would Coca Cola all of a sudden start saying that Pepsi is great? NO, they're in competition with each other.
Christianity has bad-mouthed our old Gods since the Jews first turned up. Of course they're gonna say that all the Egyptian and later Pagan Gods and Goddesses are evil. They want people to convert to their religion so they can control them. What better way to control them than with fear?? "You'll go to HELL for all eternity if you don't do as I say!!!"
Satan is the modern name for a few of the old Gods (from different societies, at different times but the same being throughout).
Thanks for letting me write that. I don't bring it up unless its appropriate. Unlike Xians, we don't shove our religion down other peoples throat.

May Allah protect us.