03-24-2010, 01:59 PM
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Would dinner be the best time to tell my parents about my conversion to Satanism?
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03-27-2010, 01:59 PM
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No. Church would be best.
03-30-2010, 01:59 PM
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unbelievable!!
04-04-2010, 01:59 PM
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Sure. I doubt they will be surprised.
04-08-2010, 01:59 PM
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Around a campfire would be quaint.
04-12-2010, 01:59 PM
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No, there will be knives and all kinds of sharp objects.
04-14-2010, 01:59 PM
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Yes. Make sure you have a mouth full of pea soup and let it drool down your chin when you tell them.
04-15-2010, 01:59 PM
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LOL. Try "brunch" time. (They will have had their coffee by then.)
04-16-2010, 01:59 PM
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Nope, it would be the best time to admit that you're a troll
04-18-2010, 01:59 PM
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Only if they are serving green pea soup.
04-22-2010, 01:59 PM
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it would be best to keep it to yourself, and just practice whatever religious believe you want - TO YOURSELF- you don't want to freak out our family
04-25-2010, 01:59 PM
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not if you are eating the family pet wait for desert
04-30-2010, 01:59 PM
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Since you are a jerk anyway what difference does it make?
05-03-2010, 01:59 PM
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It'd be good for a laugh although your father might choke on his soup.
05-05-2010, 01:59 PM
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no, they could choke on their food.
05-09-2010, 01:59 PM
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i find its best to reveal unsightly information to my parents when they're preoccupied or intoxicated...makes things go a bit easier.
05-10-2010, 01:59 PM
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No, there would be to many sharp objects on the table.
05-12-2010, 01:59 PM
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Depends on what's being served. Deviled eggs and ham, sure. Ambrosia and angel food cake, no.
05-14-2010, 01:59 PM
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yes
05-15-2010, 01:59 PM
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No, you don't want to spoil an appetite, or waste money if you happen to pay. Write them a letter, and tell them whenever they are ready to talk about it in person you will be more than welcome to explain your change.
05-20-2010, 01:59 PM
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no.
05-24-2010, 01:59 PM
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Why tell them at all? Wouldn't it be more self-serving to let them wallow in ignorance?
05-29-2010, 01:59 PM
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Maybe if your at home. But don't take them out to dinner to tell them. You don't want Twp cause a scene.
05-30-2010, 01:59 PM
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Try after dinner, so they can have a repeater on the meal... Lil
06-01-2010, 01:59 PM
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Yes but let them down gently. You might ask if can bring a dessert? - How about a severed goats head?
06-06-2010, 01:59 PM
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No dear. I suggest after dessert when you all have some coffee.
06-07-2010, 01:59 PM
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That's equally as absurd as your parents beliefs......
06-12-2010, 01:59 PM
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Wait till dessert... offer them some devil's food cake, then say, "Speaking of..."
06-15-2010, 01:59 PM
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Dude, there are better things to waste your time on than worshiping the dark beast...
06-20-2010, 01:59 PM
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Sure dinner would be great you could make it and lets start will deviled eggs and go from there.
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Would dinner be the best time to tell my parents about my conversion to Satanism?
