Evolution is neither fact nor theory, it is a variant of Satanism. What do you think,
Evolution is a Satanic deceit. It is not science, it is not a theory, it is nothing more than a Satanic deceit. And so far, it is the one that has deceived the most amount of people around the world.
But my Christian brothers and sisters, we must not fall for Satan's tricks. He is always out to get us, and he always awaits the moments when we stop listening to the Bible. He wants us to take advantage of us by distracting us from the Bible, with methods such as spreading the idea that evolution happened or that the Earth is 4.5 billions of years old.
Satan has popularized what he calls science, by claiming that Big Bang happened, by creating the dinosaur fossils in the ground to deceive us, and by deceiving all scientists of the world to believe that the carbon dating method is true. All of these are Satanic lies. There were no dinosaurs or Big Bang, and the carbon dating method, no matter how much scientists say it is true, must be rejected by us Christians.
If you think that is bad, Satan has commissioned certain demons to swim in the blood of every sick person, so that when the blood is sampled under a microscope, it will seem or appear that non existing natural creatures called germs are causing the sickness. That rascally wabbit Satan has not learned that Trix are for kids.
Why are you posting this here? Although I agree with you it seems like you just needed a place to vent your opinions. If you're trying to get an evolutionist to be convinced, you're not doing a spectacular job. They could care less about what's "Satanic". Biblically speaking, evolution IS a false doctrine... false prophesies that we can ignore.
Theologically speaking.. no, it has NOT been pr oven and different results come out of the experiments, so really it's not even a theory. It's still a hypothesis. It's a twisted way of viewing the world as not created by God. It's just an atheist's excuse. There's so many TRUE and SCIENTIFIC ways we can refute what they call "science". Unfortunately Biblically-bashing people won't work.
Use their weapon (science) and use it to your advantage. Science has pr oven simple things like the Flood, dinosaurs, etc. They're just uninformed. Take "Lucy" for example. Lies. But not everyone knows that!
Wow, either your brainwashed by what your parents or past taught you, or you're just plain retarded. These are all theories, get a hold of yourself you psychopath, Science tends to make more sense than your religions. Try reading a book other than the Bible. You might learn a thing or two by doing so.
You have some truth in there somewhere but for the most part you are out to lunch. You just can't blame everything on Satan, there is More to it than that.
Hail Satan! or evolutionary biology, or something....
Good job on representing fundamentalist beliefs. (You forgot to change your profile picture, BTW.)