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Old 04-03-2010, 01:41 PM
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Default Evolution is neither fact nor theory, it is a variant of Satanism. What do you think,

Evolution is a Satanic deceit. It is not science, it is not a theory, it is nothing more than a Satanic deceit. And so far, it is the one that has deceived the most amount of people around the world.

But my Christian brothers and sisters, we must not fall for Satan's tricks. He is always out to get us, and he always awaits the moments when we stop listening to the Bible. He wants us to take advantage of us by distracting us from the Bible, with methods such as spreading the idea that evolution happened or that the Earth is 4.5 billions of years old.

Satan has popularized what he calls science, by claiming that Big Bang happened, by creating the dinosaur fossils in the ground to deceive us, and by deceiving all scientists of the world to believe that the carbon dating method is true. All of these are Satanic lies. There were no dinosaurs or Big Bang, and the carbon dating method, no matter how much scientists say it is true, must be rejected by us Christians.
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Old 04-05-2010, 01:41 PM
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I think many people believe exactly like you said.
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Old 04-10-2010, 01:41 PM
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Old 04-11-2010, 01:41 PM
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Actually, since Satan is a character in Xian mythology, Satanism is just another Protestant sect.
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Old 04-13-2010, 01:41 PM
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Evolution is the foundation of modern biology which is in turn the foundation of modern medicine.

If you don't trust evolution, you don't trust doctors, though judging by your post, you probably think doctors are the spawn of Satan anyway.
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Old 04-18-2010, 01:41 PM
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Im sorry, i busted out laughing when i read the 1 sentence.
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Old 04-21-2010, 01:41 PM
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you are using a computer, yes?

so you too have accepted science to some degree.
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Old 04-24-2010, 01:41 PM
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Speak for yourself
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Old 04-26-2010, 01:41 PM
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wow. this is the best argument you have?
troll fail.
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Old 04-29-2010, 01:41 PM
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Your off your medicine I see.
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Old 05-01-2010, 01:41 PM
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I think moronic stands like this are why religion is falling apart. Keep up the good work.
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Old 05-04-2010, 01:41 PM
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Poe.


(Next time, don't use such good grammar).
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Old 05-07-2010, 01:41 PM
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Cool story bro.
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Old 05-12-2010, 01:41 PM
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There were no dinosaurs? Really? Are you Reta... um, the R word?
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Old 05-15-2010, 01:41 PM
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That Santa sure sounds like a powerful dude, even more powerful than god. What a bad guy. No wonder all Christians follow it.
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Old 05-16-2010, 01:41 PM
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Christianity is neither fact nor theory, it is a variant of a mental disorder. What do you think?
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Old 05-19-2010, 01:41 PM
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I realize you are trolling, but I'll bet plenty of people think that you're serious and that you're right!

Wow. Wow. Wow. <face palm>
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Old 05-24-2010, 01:41 PM
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If you think that is bad, Satan has commissioned certain demons to swim in the blood of every sick person, so that when the blood is sampled under a microscope, it will seem or appear that non existing natural creatures called germs are causing the sickness. That rascally wabbit Satan has not learned that Trix are for kids.
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Old 05-27-2010, 01:41 PM
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So; you are saying that Satan is the Creator? Why do you worship Satan?

Obvious Poe...
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Old 05-31-2010, 01:41 PM
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Why are you posting this here? Although I agree with you it seems like you just needed a place to vent your opinions. If you're trying to get an evolutionist to be convinced, you're not doing a spectacular job. They could care less about what's "Satanic". Biblically speaking, evolution IS a false doctrine... false prophesies that we can ignore.

Theologically speaking.. no, it has NOT been pr oven and different results come out of the experiments, so really it's not even a theory. It's still a hypothesis. It's a twisted way of viewing the world as not created by God. It's just an atheist's excuse. There's so many TRUE and SCIENTIFIC ways we can refute what they call "science". Unfortunately Biblically-bashing people won't work.

Use their weapon (science) and use it to your advantage. Science has pr oven simple things like the Flood, dinosaurs, etc. They're just uninformed. Take "Lucy" for example. Lies. But not everyone knows that!
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Wow, either your brainwashed by what your parents or past taught you, or you're just plain retarded. These are all theories, get a hold of yourself you psychopath, Science tends to make more sense than your religions. Try reading a book other than the Bible. You might learn a thing or two by doing so.
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Old 06-06-2010, 01:41 PM
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you cant blame Satan- atheists are awful gullible. he is padding his stats with those poor chaps.
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Old 06-07-2010, 01:41 PM
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You have some truth in there somewhere but for the most part you are out to lunch. You just can't blame everything on Satan, there is More to it than that.
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Old 06-10-2010, 01:41 PM
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Hail Satan! or evolutionary biology, or something....
Good job on representing fundamentalist beliefs. (You forgot to change your profile picture, BTW.)
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