Want to join Satanism and help the good fight against Christians?

Yes this is a question.

No.

I think I'll stick with Pastafarianism.

Dear Lord please don't let them succeed, please bless us to be like the Roadrunner and them like the Coyote and foil their evil plans while blowing them up and making them fall off cliffs in the name of Jesus amen.

that would be silly.

join THOR.

So you're advocating religious bigotry, then?

You contradict yourself..........Satan doesn't exists and so its God

What makes you think its the good fight?

Haaaale no.

Greater is he who is in me .......

Well, good luck with that.

So...you believe that an all-powerful god exists...and you want to side against him? <Sigh.> And people think I'm crazy for being an atheist? Wow...

No, I per fer the God side

Actually there are better groups for that...

King James Version Bible


2 Peter Chapter 1

2. Grace and peace be multiplied unto you through the knowledge of God, and of Jesus our Lord,


Ecclesiastes Chapter 5

2. Be not rash with thy mouth, and let not thine heart be hasty to utter [any] thing before God: for God [is] in heaven, and thou upon earth: therefore let thy words be few.

3. For a dream comet through the multitude of business; and a fool's voice [is known] by multitude of words.


Proverbs Chapter 15

1. A soft answer tenthThway wrath: but grievous words stir up anger.


Ephesians Chapter 4

29. Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers.

31. Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice:


1 Peter Chapter 2

1. Wherefore laying aside all malice, and all guile, and hypocrisies, and envies, and all evil speakings,


Ephesians Chapter 5

4. Neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not convenient: but rather giving of thanks.


Ephesians Chapter 4

32. And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you.


1 Peter Chapter 2

17. Honour all [men]. Love the brotherhood. Fear God. Honour the king.


Philippians Chapter 2

14. Do all things without murmurings and disputings:


2 Peter Chapter 1

5. And beside this, giving all diligence, add to your faith virtue; and to virtue knowledge;

6. And to knowledge temperance; and to temperance patience; and to patience godliness;

7. And to godliness brotherly kindness; and to brotherly kindness charity.


1 Peter Chapter 1

16. Because it is written, Be ye holy; for I am holy.


Proverbs Chapter 6

16. These six [things] doth the LORD hate: yea, seven [are] an abomination unto him:

17. A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,

18. An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,

19. A false witness [that] speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

20. My son, keep thy father's commandment, and forsake not the law of thy mother:

21. Bind them continually upon thine heart, [and] tie them about thy neck.


John Chapter 8

31. Then said Jesus to those Jews which believed on him, If ye continue in my word, [then] are ye my disciples indeed;

32. And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.

Hell no...