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Haven't you heard?
He's starting his own religion, it's called Bieber-ism.
Followers must perform these rituals...
- Attend at least two Justin Bieber concerts.
- Be member on at least three Justin Bieber fan sites.
- Mention Justin Bieber at least 15 times a day.
- Know every word of Justin Bieber's songs.
- Sing along to every Justin Bieber song.
- Buy every Justin Bieber album.
- Give a Justin Bieber album as a gift at least five times a year.
- Own at least three items of Justin Bieber merchandise.
- Scream manically whenever they set eyes on Justin Bieber.
- Pay obscene amounts of money for a Justin Bieber autograph (or used tissue, sweaty t-shirt, half eaten snack).
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