So what actually happens if you take a FREE Scientology test?

I did one over the net, but in order to get the results I had to go to a local office and pick it up. I can't be bothered with that. But I am curious as to what would happen. Anyone ever tried it?

is that something like a pregnancy test?

Your IQ drops 15 points.

a Nani-chip is implanted in your brain

Nothing happens nor should it

They'll tell you the test indicates you need to be audited.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auditing_(Scientology)

Yep. I sat down with a very nice person and I was shown that there were areas of my life where I wasn't doing so well -- which I knew to be true because that's why I did the test to begin with! I was looking for answers. There are a lot of courses and introductory services that can help with those areas you want help in. If you'd rather not hear how the test results came out, that's your choice. I'm really glad I did, and I've been a Scientologist for almost 39 years now

I have done.

There is many questions and depend of the answers there give a result that can help to know what it's what need to be improve.