ATHEISTS: Would you ever consider converting to Scientology?

Kevin · #1 (**permalink**) 06-30-2010, 09:09 PM

Please?

JoseChrista · #2 (**permalink**) 07-01-2010, 09:09 PM

If I EVER do something that stupid, I hereby task one of you with locating my brain and putting it back into my head. Please and thank you.

Senator · #3 (**permalink**) 07-05-2010, 09:09 PM

I think not.

Starkather · #4 (**permalink**) 07-08-2010, 09:09 PM

Of course not; Scientology is as absurd as Christianity.

falconkicker · #5 (**permalink**) 07-10-2010, 09:09 PM

Not really.

maddy_56733 · #6 (**permalink**) 07-14-2010, 09:09 PM

Oh, please. I'm not having anything to do with that skedaddleDellt.

SHK · #7 (**permalink**) 07-18-2010, 09:09 PM

Lol

TisIEclair · #8 (**permalink**) 07-19-2010, 09:09 PM

No, Xenu scares me

Steph S · #9 (**permalink**) 07-24-2010, 09:09 PM

If I'm not dumb enough to be a Christian, how could I be dumb enough to join the "space cadets"?

Pagan Earthgirl · #10 (**permalink**) 07-25-2010, 09:09 PM

Lil Wit.....

id rather slap my self 20 times with a smelly fish.

sarah_dtv · #11 (**permalink**) 07-26-2010, 09:09 PM

Yes, if you could demonstrate that the dogmatic claims are true. This is probably the same with all atheists.

And no, you don't convince anyone by saying please. You should recognize that intellectual discourse has advanced far beyond that.

Anaklusmos · #12 (**permalink**) 07-29-2010, 09:09 PM

no I'm poor

One Majnoona · #13 (**permalink**) 08-02-2010, 09:09 PM

Only if I could suck all the wealth of Mel Gibson into my pocket, then I'd make the show of dancing for the money.

Edit:

And if Nicol promises to return.

sunshine25 · #14 (**permalink**) 08-03-2010, 09:09 PM

never... plus I'm not a million are

Quiddity · #15 (**permalink**) 08-06-2010, 09:09 PM

I'm an atheist because I'm not retarded. In I converted to Scientology that would make me retarded.

turntable · #16 (**permalink**) 08-09-2010, 09:09 PM

As an atheist I cannot technically CONVERT to anything. Conversion implies changing your religion, and I don't have one. If I did however, I hope Scientology would be near the bottom of my list.

abenezerscroogexxx · #17 (**permalink**) 08-12-2010, 09:09 PM

Has Christopher Hitchens ever been sober during a debate? Has he ever not kicked an ass or two in a debate?
The answer the the previous questions is also the answer to yours

redribbon. · #18 (**permalink**) 08-13-2010, 09:09 PM

Sure.

O.K. I considered it. The answer is still no. Although I managed not to laugh out loud this time.

Gardenia · #19 (**permalink**) 08-17-2010, 09:09 PM

Sorry, I'm just not retarded enough for religion.

Regina · #20 (**permalink**) 08-19-2010, 09:09 PM

Yes, if adequate scientific or logical evidence were presented in its favor. To my knowledge, that has not happened so far.

Orat Ator · #21 (**permalink**) 08-20-2010, 09:09 PM

Never!