What are the qualifications to be a member of the Church of Scientology?

What are the qualifications to be a member of the Church of Scientology?

Be gullible and have a lot of money.

Be retarded and rich.

Gullibility and a large bank account.

Master

deep pockets and being gullible

ignorance

First, remove all ability for critical thinking or even common sense!

BIG $$$$$$.

It's all crap and about money. I heard Tom Cruise finally left.

A pulse, a sense of gullibility, really bad comb-over, and legendary couch-jumping abilities

be very very very very naive
good luck
oh and NO THINKING FOR YOURSELF!!!!!!!

Scientology is open to anyone who seeks spiritual betterment.

The materials that comprise the Scientology religion are readily available at Churches of Scientology and public libraries throughout the world. Churches and missions are always open to the public and anyone can come in for a tour and personally see what the Church is all about.

Scientologists come from all walks of life, and include almost every imaginable profession: teachers, business persons, physicians, homemakers, attorneys, engineers, nurses, construction workers, marketing and administrative professionals, secretaries, athletes, civil servants and artists of every description.

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You must be willing to:

1) Surrender your free thought and critical thinking (cytologistsST's required to accept and believe Hubbard's teachings on pure faith)

2) Report your friends and family to the cult, if they criticize Scientology in any way. Cease communication with them, if they don't stop the criticism (disconnection policy)

3) Surrender a lot of your personal freedoms and legal rights:

* cytologistsST's not allowed to read anything that exposes Hubbard's teachings as pseudo-science

* when you sign up, you are required to sign a document that gives the cult the right to decide what kind of medical treatment you will be allowed to receive (meaning a lot of drugs will be forbidden to you, even though real medicine says that you might have to take them)

* when you sign up, you are required to sign a document that forfeits your right to file a lawsuit against the cult; according to the document, anything that happens to you while in the cult is your own responsibility, regardless of what they do to you (go ogle Lisa McPherson)

Must be willing to suspend all disbelief and reason. People without money need not apply unless willing to go into tremendous amounts of debt.