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Old 03-19-2010, 07:17 AM
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Default If you had a VooDoo Doll you would ___________ (fill in the blank)?

If you had a VooDoo Doll you would ___________ (fill in the blank)?
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Old 03-22-2010, 07:17 AM
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Throw it away.
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Old 03-25-2010, 07:17 AM
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Tickle my girlfriend in a way you can only do with a voodoo doll. =)
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Old 03-27-2010, 07:17 AM
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make it look like my redneck neighbor and then gouge it's fat eyes out.
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Old 04-01-2010, 07:17 AM
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burn it.
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Old 04-04-2010, 07:17 AM
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destroy all my enemies!
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Old 04-07-2010, 07:17 AM
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Make one of my coworkers dance.
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Old 04-10-2010, 07:17 AM
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Oh my goodness....I would love it...but then again not really...because I wouldn't be able to be around the person it would be of...
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Old 04-14-2010, 07:17 AM
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Put a dress on it and give it to my daughter, I don't play with dolls.
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Old 04-15-2010, 07:17 AM
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see how many ways it could die
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Old 04-16-2010, 07:17 AM
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Kill my boss!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-19-2010, 07:17 AM
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ask for wealth , relationship and wish fulfill
curse my enemy
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:17 AM
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fuck it
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Old 04-23-2010, 07:17 AM
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stick pins in it, burn it, step on it, feed the ashes to my dogs.
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Old 04-25-2010, 07:17 AM
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Throw it away because they don't work and I'm too old to be playing with dolls.
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Old 04-26-2010, 07:17 AM
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Dislocate Ur arm!Yes that's right your arm!JK Lil!
throw it away truly!BURN IT ACTIUALLY!
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Old 05-01-2010, 07:17 AM
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Make the Government return all our taxes back to us every dime
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Old 05-04-2010, 07:17 AM
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burn it
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Old 05-09-2010, 07:17 AM
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Beat the crap out of it and then cuddle it.So much more my style than just poking it with pins.I do have one,actually.Well,I guess I have two,but they are just little joke dolls.I would never try to use it to hurt someone else.Not that it would work,but the intent to harm someone else wouldn't do me any good.
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Old 05-12-2010, 07:17 AM
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Shameful as this answer is, I'd make the old BF poke himself in the eyes, repeatedly. (damn, that answer cracks me up!)
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Old 05-14-2010, 07:17 AM
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play dolls of course
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Old 05-17-2010, 07:17 AM
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burn it. thou shalt have no other GOD'S before me!
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Old 05-21-2010, 07:17 AM
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make it look like G dub ya Bush.

Then I'd put on every ring I own and cram my fist right up it's A$$
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Old 05-24-2010, 07:17 AM
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use it to make my l0Veda 0NeWS happier than they've ever been in life.........OR

use it to bewitch my worst enemy at school or work... :-)(just kidding)!!!
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Old 05-27-2010, 07:17 AM
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I'd name it Bob and make everyone named Bob dance...I'm not mean so I wouldn't hurt Bob...but making Bob dance would be great times...

Okay, I'm going to bed now...apparently, I need more sleep than I thought. But good question!....dance Bob dance...
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Old 05-31-2010, 07:17 AM
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of who well it it were of the Perez I'd make him slap Dick Cheney with his balls and give him a heart attack and die and then I'd stab him with needles and give the doll to my dog and let him have it way and my dog has a humping problem and the Condoleeza would become Perez and the we would finally see how the country is run by a woman
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Old 06-04-2010, 07:17 AM
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never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever.............use it on anyone or anything!
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Old 06-09-2010, 07:17 AM
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stab Osama Bid Laden in the head a million times so my family can come home????
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Old 06-14-2010, 07:17 AM
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i will cut up the doll and see what is inside.
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Old 06-17-2010, 07:17 AM
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If I had a VooDoo Doll & it actually worked, I'd stick pins into it's
head,heart,& rectum. It would represent my husband. I would
invent a new & improved feature or effect; I would make it think
& feel & remember who was sticking in the Pins.Kinda like a PALVO test. Everytime He'd see a Pin He'd go into the Heart
Attack Mode or the Migraine Mode or the Diarrhea Mode.
I would also invent a way to incorporate batteries for EXTRA
strength pain inducement.
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