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These types of spells are best performed in public spaces around many people, like a city park or public square.
Make a large cone out of tinfoil and place it on your head. This will help focus your mental energy and keep it from escaping.
LEGO toys can be used to represent inter-connectivity and adaptation. Make a large circle, two meters in diameter, out of the LEGO pieces.
Coca-Cola is bad for babies' health. Sprinkle the cola from a 2-lit re bottle inside the circle. Use the complete two lit res.
Then, using decorative sewing pins (the kind with the round, colored balls on the ends), pierce the voodoo in the stomach 1000 times while chanting:
"Raven hair and ruby lips
Sparks fly from her finger tips
Echoed voices in the night
She's a restless spirit on an endless flight
Wooo hoop witch woman, see how
High she flies
Woo oho witch woman she got
The moon in her eye."
After you have repeated the chant five times, say the full name of your Rx's new girlfriend ten times while spinning around in circles. The spell is complete.
Make sure to clean up the LEGO before you leave to prevent bad cosmic energy from befalling you.
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