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Old 03-23-2010, 09:36 AM
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Default Do you know Voodoo spell to get someone fired !?

They are horrid and nasty and making my work life hell !
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Old 03-26-2010, 09:36 AM
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uhhhhhhhhhh??
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Old 03-30-2010, 09:36 AM
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Draw a chalk circle around their desk and put garlic all over their keyboard. Then chant (low and ominously) GET THEE GONE!!!!
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Old 03-31-2010, 09:36 AM
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A prayer may work. I wouldn't mess with Voodoo, myself.
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Old 04-04-2010, 09:36 AM
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Think of all the bad Karma....don't go there.
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Old 04-09-2010, 09:36 AM
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yes, you need to dance around their office and pee in all their pencil holders.
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Old 04-12-2010, 09:36 AM
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no. i have a life
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Old 04-13-2010, 09:36 AM
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Arise, chicken!

Chicken, arise!
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Old 04-15-2010, 09:36 AM
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It's a boomerang It will come back to you.
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Old 04-20-2010, 09:36 AM
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Yeah it's called, "he/she sexually harassed me".
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Old 04-24-2010, 09:36 AM
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Old 04-27-2010, 09:36 AM
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VooDoo is door door....surely you know this by now. But even wanting someone to be fired is bad on the Karma scale...I wouldn't go there were I you. If you dislike your job, then find a new one....very easy to do.
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Old 04-28-2010, 09:36 AM
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No, I don't. You have to put up with them until one or both of you get transferred somewhere else. Volunteer for another shift or section.
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Old 04-29-2010, 09:36 AM
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yea... say

"oily golly WA....
oh-WA-ta-goo-siam"

fifty eleven times

while spinning on your head.

that should work.
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Old 05-01-2010, 09:36 AM
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just remember what ever you do to someone else.. it will come back to you three fold....meaning something will happen to you three times worse than what you dished out.
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Old 05-05-2010, 09:36 AM
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make some doll out of a washcloth, get like, a piece of their hair, wrap it around the doll, and whisper in its ear- 'i quit'. works. SO works.
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Old 05-09-2010, 09:36 AM
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Time cards and pencils, political brew, you have been terminated and there ain't @#$% you can do. He
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Old 05-13-2010, 09:36 AM
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I know one, but its not voodoo, and it's not going to backfire.

Get a picture of the person, wrap it in a red piece cloth, or black, red's better, black is bad, next light a white candle, and put the thing under your pillow, then at night pray, so that this person, will find a better job away from those who hate him, in this case, you! Wish the person the best! and it'll work! I've done similar things!
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Old 05-15-2010, 09:36 AM
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Voodoo is on the verge of being wiped out. Gia fucked up bad..............Dont mess with it cause you will end up being lost like all the rest of them that are into it.

All bad ways have its come up Ns.
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Old 05-16-2010, 09:36 AM
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I suppose you could research voodoo and come up with a spell from a couple of paper back books. But why do that when an imaginative prank could prove to be much more simpler, cheaper, and effective? There's no need to turn to elaborate ceremony when leaving a simple porno mag on the person's desk and a sexual harassment claim might get the task done.

Of course, if this person is an irresponsible @ssh ole, chances are the person may get fired anyway. You don't need "karma" to explain THAT cause and effect.
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Old 05-17-2010, 09:36 AM
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He.
interesting.
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Old 05-19-2010, 09:36 AM
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I wish I knew, my boss is giving me a hard time. Can't you just change your job?
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Old 05-22-2010, 09:36 AM
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First get a 1 cup of bat blood put it in a large mixing bowl then get 3 pig ears put that in then you get 1frog put that in then you get 10 cow eyeballs mush them and put that in the bowl and mix then you put rat poison in it and stir it around then feed it to the person the person will die and the person wont work there anymore
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Old 05-27-2010, 09:36 AM
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OK you have to wait til a blue moon comes then close your left eye spin around and say voodoo voodoo boo door boo door voodoo then just quit your job and find a new job and if the spell worked that person wont be there
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Old 05-29-2010, 09:36 AM
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Old 06-03-2010, 09:36 AM
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Burn sulfur in each room that the employee inhabits while saying, one hundred times in each room, clockworkGIonlegtoif,

Good luck.
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Old 06-07-2010, 09:36 AM
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You don't need voodoo, you just need to think out side the box... set them up!! Accuse them of stealing or something!!
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Old 06-10-2010, 09:36 AM
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Get the 'go away' spell...
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Old 06-15-2010, 09:36 AM
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God doesn't like ugly.
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Old 06-20-2010, 09:36 AM
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Law of return Hun. Don't go there.
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