I Need A Good VooDoo Witch Doctor in NYC?

For years, my life and relationships have been inexplicably down. I'm going through things now that I can't understand. My relationships are affected also.

I want to see a good voodoo witch doctor in New York CIty about this. It's about time. But I need one that's good and not a phone. Someone that's dependable and understands why my world is falling without me telling him a word.

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You'll need to head into the Bronx.

Pat Robertson is a part time witch doctor
(He was scapegoating the Haitians as a cover up)

yeah, sure you do. troll.