Someone might be practicing voodoo against me, how can you tell if its happening?

Someone might be practicing voodoo against me, how can you tell if its happening?

Someone out there might be masturbating, too.

Don't worry - it won't effect you.

You can't, since "voodoo" is just nonsense.

Is your penis a shriveled, useless husk?

step one) live on a planet were voodoo actually is something.

step two) ask the question on their Internet.

Has there been an earthquake in your neighborhood recently?

Are you getting sharp pains?? JK
Honestly I don't think all that stuff is real.

Ignore it. If you look for trouble, it will find you.