Why Christianity and not Voodoo?

I think Voodoo is more funny and positive than evil Christian teachings

Laugh when jesus condemns you bub..

voodoo and similar religion might be a better choice yes.

Hmmm. That's like saying:
"Why the incredible Runway Model and not the cheap back-alley whore".

Some aspects of voodooism are provable unlike the others.

Whoddooo Vooodoooo is about to cast the first stone into the rippling spirits.

Lil. i think cork is being serious. you better just get all that voodoo stuff outta your head before Jesus pops a cap in your a$$.

voodoo is a fun, easy religion to understand, and Christianity is not evil, no religion is evil, only people inside it. And you seem to forget the Christianity is a (type) of religion, there are endless branches, and if you want to call it evil, you get whipped by extremists. (that goes for any religion, there are always Extremist)

yeah but I just couldn't see myself jumping around chanting crazy wild eyed gibberish while pointing a bloody chicken foot at folks.

You're talking about the monotheistic religion that devours all other faiths, good or bad.