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Christian Conservative Kooks call anything they don't like "satanic" or "witchcraft." There is no real connection, other than the one in their head. Usually the arguments go like this: Pikachu has pointy ears. Satan has pointy ears. Therefore PIKACHU IS SATAN! This is clearly evidenced by the fact that he can survive inside a poke ball, which is red, JUST LIKE SATAN
In fact, lots of tings are witchcraft satanic:
Rock music - satanic.
D&D - witchcraft.
Video games - satanic.
Wicca - satanic (do! can't even get this one right, eh?)
Harry Potter - witchcraft...which to them is the same as satanic.
Bhuddism - satanic (no, I'm not kidding!)
Oh yes, and let's not forget their other hobby of banning and/or burning(!) books - like Fahrenheit 451. Irony is totally lost on Christian Conservative Kooks. Other books include Huckleberry Finn (it's racist they say - again missing the entire point of the book) and 1984 (I guess because they want a totalitarian government to arise through the loss of personal rights or something?)
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