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Old 01-11-2010, 09:51 PM
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Default My daughter wants to dabble in witchcraft and grow up to be like her conservative her

what should I tell her?
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Old 01-15-2010, 09:51 PM
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shes against witchcraft. watch the ma her clip on you tube.
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Old 01-18-2010, 09:51 PM
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Pay the staff .
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Old 01-21-2010, 09:51 PM
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Tell her that if Obama, a community organizer, can be POTUS, why not you?!
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Old 01-26-2010, 09:51 PM
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Tell her not to make silly arguments in pursuit of partisan advantage.
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Old 01-27-2010, 09:51 PM
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I guess as a accepting and open-minded liberal, you should tell her O'Donnell is a WITCH!!!
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Old 01-31-2010, 09:51 PM
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Go for it! You really don't want her making the same mistakes you did.
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Old 02-05-2010, 09:51 PM
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Tell her that liberal heroine Hillary Clinton claimed to have channeled Eleanor Roosevelt while she was in the White House.
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Old 02-10-2010, 09:51 PM
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Sounds better than her following President Obama and dabbling in a little cocaine every now and then while in college. "What's a little blow?" (from one of his books)
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Old 02-14-2010, 09:51 PM
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no, if you do something crazy at 16, it will be what people judge you by when you are grown, no matter your accomplishments. now, if you do cocaine and admit it and that it went on for at least three years, that is a non issue. do all the coke you want but do not dabble in witchcraft.
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Old 02-19-2010, 09:51 PM
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Yes and if you are lucky she will learn how to stand at a blood stained altar and sacrifice little animals. And she can educate your daughter about the brains of humans being place in mice, or she can learn from Michael Steele how to get a free lap dance at the same sex bondage club. all the little Christians piled up for their lap dance.
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Old 02-20-2010, 09:51 PM
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Don't be like Obama. Tell her that.
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Old 02-22-2010, 09:51 PM
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Let her live her life the way she wants to... the new liberal way...
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Old 02-24-2010, 09:51 PM
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To watch a lot of "Bewitched" with Elisabeth Mongomery.
Totally normal, ordinary good values in there.
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Old 02-28-2010, 09:51 PM
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better then providing happy endings at the china jade massage parlor
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Old 03-01-2010, 09:51 PM
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Tell her to stop touching herself in the bathtub...
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Old 03-05-2010, 09:51 PM
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Tell your daughter No, do not have anything to do with witchcraft.

Also tell your daughter that at the cu rent excessive, reckless, irresponsible rate of Federal Spending The United States of America will effectively be bankrupt in less than ten years.

YOur daughter needs to work with Conservatives to stop the excess, reckless out of Controal Federa Spending or the goofy Radical Extreme Leftists will stick her with the bill for the foolishness and irresponsible behavior of the Radical Extreme Leftists.
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Old 03-06-2010, 09:51 PM
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Be a good liberal and tell her of the "tolerance" you feel for others and their beliefs and then absolutely forbid her from doing it and restrict her to her room and call her names until she comes around to your way of thinking.
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Old 03-07-2010, 09:51 PM
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As soon as she graduates kindergarten she will already be smarter then Christine O'Donnell.
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Old 03-09-2010, 09:51 PM
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have her watch Bewitched the 60's TV Show that Stared Elisabeth Montgomery and her two Dick's , Dick York and then Dick Sargent




and just keep taking things out of context that is a good way to conduct your life
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