for those of you who practice witchcraft?

I found this listing on eBay. what do you think of it? (I just shook my head at its amazing stupidity)

http://cgi.ebay.com/SPELL-GROW-TALLER-CAST-WITCH-VOODOO-BLACK-MAGICK-/180433753686?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2a02b0 9656
yup. a spell to get taller. holy hell...
I wanted to email the seller of this auction and say "dude, do you know anything at all about how witchcraft works, or are you just a total moron?"
@ christian,
I highly doubt you are. if you followed Wicca you would call yourself a Wicca. (that's like a christian claiming to be a "Christianity")
secondly, you would know that magi ck has no color. therefore i dint need to stay away from "black magi ck".

They also have a "get money" spell.

If I could cast a spell to make more money, why would I have to scam short dimwits on eBay for $7.99 a pop?

That's horrible.

I'm a Wicca, but this book its totally stupid CD, and it is black magi ck be car full with that

This kind of SH*T pops up frequently. To deal with these ads properly would consume so much time that its "more expedient" to let them be, and leave the gullible with this warning.

Caveat Emptor

As an herbalist, I can make "something else" get taller. Simply allows more blood flow to that area. They tried to scam me, and the Trifold Law kicked in. I asked for info, and they sent me a link....with the whole formula, outlined. Their problem... if they dint do research to find out what a "Dunstan The Druid" @ yahoo is. Or an HERBALIST.

Hey, if there are people out there stupid enough to buy something like that, let them waste their money. We Witches know better, they don't.

It's their money let them spend it how they choose. I for one wouldn't waste my time or money

Ha. I imagine the poster put that up there for the Luz just to see what reaction they would get and also to see if anyone was dumb enough to buy it.

There is always going to be some con artist out there that will happily use this kind of scam on gullible "fluffiest", because there will always be people dumb enough to believe that real magic is what you see on "I Dream of Jeanie", "Bewitched", "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" or "Charmed".

It is not hard to separate a fool from their money, particularly when it is a fluffy bunny eclectic that lacks the wisdom to study enough to know what is and is not real and realistic magic. That's what makes these con artists survive.

As long as people stay gullible, that will not change.

Spell to grow taller:
1. You must first be prepubescent.
2. Eat your vegetables and drink your milk.
3. Avoid coffee and cigarettes.
4. Exercise (stretches preferable).

Alternative for those past puberty:
Measure your height before you go to sleep, then measure your height when you wake up

Ebay has been full of this stuff for years.