i want to be initiated in to witchcraft?

i really want to be a witch,so can i become a member right now

Hogwarts is having open auditions, you're in luck!

Of course, this is still a free country.

yes, anytime you want.

I'm sure the Lesbian faction of the Feminists will take you as you are now. The NOW gals will take you, they are always searching for a few good "FUR TRADERS"..............

There is no such thing as witchcraft.

It has never been documented because it does not exist.

Call Sara Palin, I've heard her described as a witch several times. If she's busy try Kate Gosslen. I hear she's a practicing b itch.

You'll have to ask Christine O'Donnell. She's the only Witch I know.

Do whatever you want, just know that this isn't the Mythology & Folklore section.

Spread blood all over your naked body and recite these words. Burn a white candle while reciting them and hang a cross upside down during the ceremony.

Abracadabra 1,2,3
Help me be what I want to be

Help me true, I worship you
Help me Master, forever after

Help me become a servant of your coven
Help me to be what's in your oven

Eye of Newt and Hair of bat
Scale of Fish and claw of cat

I will burn with thee, oh dear Satan
As I strive to become your most servile maiden.

-When the ceremony is over drink a thimbleful of urine.

Note: If this doesn't work look up Wicca in your local area. If you don't find anything go to your local Unitarian Universalist church and ask to speak to a Wiccan. Tell her what you have just done. When she stops laughing (and this might be quite awhile) tell her you want to join her coven.)) LOL

you could start looking into the religion of Wicca

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wicca
http://www.wicca.com/celtic/wicca/wicca.htm

go see Christine O'Donnell

Ask Christine O Donnell and Sarah Palin could give you the witchdoctors number she uses.

Try Romania they made Witchcraft a legal profession, but you have to pay taxes. Here we only have Witch Hunts.

You can become a witch without initiation. A witch is defined as a person who uses witchcraft, so, if you start using witchcraft, viola, you are a witch. If that's what you want to do, go for it.

Witchcraft traditions and various religions that require initiation do not simply take any seeker and initiate him or her on the spot... it takes training to become an initiate... that's the point of initiation... it's a recognition of the lessons learned.
-Scarlet

Sounds like you're in a hurry. Why? What possible reason could you have that you need to be a Witch right now?

It can take years of study before you fully grasp the mechanics behind what's really going on. It's not just saying a few words, sprinkling something, and a light show begins. There's so much more going on behind the scenes then you could possibly imagine.

Yes. Isn't there anyone around to slap you?