Is Zoroastrianism what happens when Zorro goes into outer space?

Is Zoroastrianism what happens when Zorro goes into outer space?

He will realize he is out of the Earth.

You mean when he WENT into outer space, 6000 years ago?

Due to the change of atmospheric pressure he burst and his entrails created the universe.

Zorro is our only path to salvation.

Oh,h,h,h,h,h,h,h, big, funny groaner!
No, really! Good one!