I've been studying Zoroastrianism and I want to convert, but I don't want to have a b

chest. Can I get out of this? What should I do?
I've been practicing and I can make the sign of the "Z" perfectly and I've been carving it into every surface I can find, but I just don't like tattoos.

Just pretend you're Zoro.

Consider yourself Zoro.

Get the tattoo. Then get a girlfriend called Zoe. Everyone will go..."aha" instead of "freak".

Unfortunately Iranian Zoroastrians and the Parsees of India insist that you are born to two Zoroastrian parents.

You should have studied that little bit more.

There are only a few Zoroastrians left, I doubt they would care if you get a tattoo.

It's no different from any of the others. Just do what everyone else does and ignore the parts you don't like. Then yell at anyone who points this out, telling them they don't understand you beliefs.

Turn it sideways, then it looks like an N and keep em guessing